crrrash:

gingerwaitforitbread:

youremydirtydisease:

crrrash:

• you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
• something is always touching you
• you can always see your nose
• your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
• you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
• you can’t imagine a new colour

this ruined my life

calm down satan

no

holy shit. i have never seen my own face. I WANT TO SEE MY OWN FACE.

fasterfood:

IF australia is real, then WHY is it not mentioned in the american constitution?? answer that one “geographers”….

sharonosbourne:

yzma:

sharonosbourne:

urbanfuck:

sharonosbourne:

I want to kiss the person that created ramen noodles

momofuku ando — the creator of ramen

I want to kiss Momofuku Ando

he’s been dead for six years

EVERY TIME I FALL IN LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS

holynipples:

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like